Patriot's Charge
Real Americans are out in force on Black Friday so we may be well on the way out of our financial crisis. Long Island crowds of patriots broke down the doors of a WalMart and trampled someone who was trying to keep them from entering the store before opening time (probably a terrorist trained to destroy our economy). In California, shoppers show they are Real Americans and that shopping is a second amendment issue that requires them to pack heat and use it. America may finally be awakening from it's long, wimpy economic daze.

